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    Wednesday, January 28, 2009

    Attention : W O R K A H O L I C S

    To all my fellow workaholics: We can be cured. The road to recovery won't be easy, but I have a 10-point program to help. Post these suggestions at your workstation as a permanent reminder of what not to do.

    1. Coffee is not breakfast.

    2. An afternoon pot of coffee is not lunch.

    3. Red Bull is not a substitute for sleeping.

    4. Don't "catch up on work" every weekend.

    5. Sleeping 16 hours straight on the weekend isn't really "catching up" on sleep.

    6. A lunch break is more than 10 minutes.

    7. Eating fast food in the car between appointments doesn't count as a lunch break, either.

    8. Cigarettes are not a food group.

    9. Typing is not exercise.

    10. Spending a week in bed sick recovering from doing all of the above is not a vacation.


    Makeup Mama said...

    Aw, that's so sweet! Thanks for reading. And no I'm not a makeup artist for mac...but I'd love to be. Playing with makeup all day?? Heck yah!